If you're not whole grain, legume, and leafy green-maxxing in 2025 it's over for you buddy

Meat too expensive? - don't care I'm eating black beans and rice

Egg shortages? - didn't notice I'm feasting on red lentils and bulgur

Bird flu in dairy cows? - immune as I chow on dal and rice

If this diet becomes unsustainably expensive, either you or the US has bigger issues