An Important Diplomatic Announcement from the Government of Fuckoffistan
We are declaring war on your nation. Yes, your nation. The nation of the person reading this post. You. You specifically. Why? Because frankly, we disagree with everything you say and everything you have ever said ever.
Furthermore, you are, in fact, a massive poopy stinky pants, and that every citizen that enters our territory, which we declare to be nothing less than the entire surface area of the planet, is a fugitive and should be reported to the nearest Fuckoffistani law enforcement official immediately.
We also hereby zone 100% of our land as a prison. As per current Fuckistani law, effective immediately, all of your citizens are enslaved, and you can only escape our prison grounds by exiting the atmosphere (though don’t be so confident that we won’t take outer space too).
Consider this us sticking out or tongue at you, closing our eyes, and going “pthhtjtjtjhthfhth”.
We are declaring war on your nation. Yes, your nation. The nation of the person reading this post. You. You specifically. Why? Because frankly, we disagree with everything you say and everything you have ever said ever.
Furthermore, you are, in fact, a massive poopy stinky pants, and that every citizen that enters our territory, which we declare to be nothing less than the entire surface area of the planet, is a fugitive and should be reported to the nearest Fuckoffistani law enforcement official immediately.
We also hereby zone 100% of our land as a prison. As per current Fuckistani law, effective immediately, all of your citizens are enslaved, and you can only escape our prison grounds by exiting the atmosphere (though don’t be so confident that we won’t take outer space too).
Consider this us sticking out or tongue at you, closing our eyes, and going “pthhtjtjtjhthfhth”.